Red LED Nerd Glasses

Hey there, party people! I'm the fabulous Red LED Nerd Glasses, and let me tell you, it's hip to be square! With my stylish shape and mid-level tinted lenses, I'm here to ensure you look as cool as a cucumber on the dance floor! ?Loaded with 10 dazzling red LEDs, I'm not just a fashion statement; I'm a full-on light show! Whether you're busting a move or just standing there looking fabulous, I've got your back. Activate me by simply removing the pull tab and pressing the button behind your ear. Boom! Instant party! ?Feeling adventurous? Cycle through my three LED functions: Blink, Flash, and Steady. It's like having your own personal disco ball right on your face! Just imagine the looks you'll get when you light up the room. People will be asking, "Where did you get those awesome glasses?" and you can say, "Oh, these? Just my nerdy charm!" ?Now, let's get serious for a moment. While I'm all about fun, I do come with a warning. I might expose you to Bisphenol A, which the State of California says can cause reproductive harm. So, if you want to keep your future kiddos safe, maybe don't wear me while making any big decisions! ?Also, I'm not meant to be worn outside as sunglasses. I mean, come on, I'm not certified for impact resistance! So, save me for the dance floor, parties, or when you want to be the life of the gathering. Protect those peepers! ?At 6 inches wide and 2 inches deep, I'm the perfect size to fit your face and your personality! So grab me, and let's light up the night together. Who needs regular glasses when you can have a pair that shines brighter than your future? ?So, if you're ready to be the coolest nerd in the room, put me on and let's get this party started! Remember, life is too short to wear boring glasses. Be bold, be bright, and most importantly, be you! ?