LED Flashing Spooky Cackling Skull Wand

Look who's browsing the internet for a bit of fun! ? Allow me to introduce myself, I am Kalabira, your new best friend for the scariest night of the year! I'm a Crazy Eyes LED Crystal Skull Toy Wand, and yes, that's quite the mouthful, isn't it? ?It's true what they say about me; I am, indeed, crazy bright! Just a flick of my switch, and voila, I illuminate with spectral delight! ? Watch out, though, because I'm not all lights and sparkles. Oh no, my friend, I cackle with ghostly delight! Aye, a spooky laugh escapes from my bony mouth, and trust me, it sends chills down the bravest of spines! ?"But how?", you ask. It's simple, really. I come with a motion-activated sound effect. Tilt me in any direction and I'll laugh like the undead out for a night stroll. It's a riot, I tell you! Now that's what I call a knee-slapper, eh? ?The fun doesn't end there, though! Not only do I cackle like a mad skull, but I also throw a dazzling light show. My crazy-eyed skull and the light-projecting crystal ball at my end flash in a breathtaking spectacle that would make any disco ball green with envy! ?Fear not, dear friend, for I'm not as heavy as I sound. At 3" x 12" and 0.662 lbs, I'm just the right size for a night of trick or treat. I mean, who needs candy when you can carry around a luminous, laughing skull, right? ?As for my energy source, I'm powered by three AAA batteries. Just remove the pull tab, press the button on my handle, and we're off to a night of creepy fun! And if we run out of juice, fear not, for my batteries are replaceable! So, it's unlimited spookiness for us, matey! ?So, what say you? Will you take me, Kalabira, the Crazy Eyes LED Crystal Skull Toy Wand, as your partner in fun this Halloween? I promise, with me around, your Halloween is sure to be the talk of the ghost town! ?